Thank you so much to Katiebabs for giving me the laugh of the week with this book cover! Is that thing sporting an Afro-Mullet? And is that a chest wig? Oh, the horror!
Once I’d stopped peeing my pants, I got to thinking of all the truly heinous covers currently residing on my very own bookshelves. While they can’t possible compete with The Pussy Eater (what cover can?), here are a few amusing ones to cheer up your Monday morning.
Seriously, is the guy dead??? He looks kind of corpse-like to me. Shouldn’t she at least attempt CPR?
Check out the bumpy bulge.
Aargh! Wonderbra alert! And the original cover was really nice…
Oooh, it’s Fabio! Or should I say, Fellatio? This is the instep to Johanna Lindsey’s Keeper of the Heart.
Brave the Wild Wind, one of my favourite romances of all time. Fabio & an unknown brunette getting down to business in sewage. Is she swooning in lust, or has she been overcome by the sulphur fumes?
More Fabio. Are his boobs bigger than hers?
And for those of you who want boobs like Fabio, here’s what you’ve got to do.
And upon request: here’s the link to a YouTube clip of the Fabulous Fabio getting attacked by a goose!
Hope you have a great week!
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You put this in the wrong category. It’s all about boobs, not books :p
Fabio is the dude who had a collision with a goose, right? Scary stuff!
Yes, he is indeed the dude who had a close encounter with a goose! I’ve added the link to the YouTube clip, just to make your day even brighter!
Oh my that picture didn’t make me laugh, it scared the bejeebees out of me! But not enough to prevent me from clicking on Katiebabs’ link to discover this is an actual book with actual chapters??? Wasn’t brave enough to read it though…